Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

FINALLY leaving for Disney!!!

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:53:41 -0400

One Scene per Episode » TOW Ross can’t flirt...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:26:11 -0400

One Scene per Episode » TOW Ross can’t flirt (S5E19)

Chandler: Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

Rachel: Uhh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.

falcomon: aroihkin: accobi: beranyth: prothy-the-prothean: m...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 11:32:09 -0400

falcomon:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

Jumping together with a character makes the characters dodge better.

code-newyork: Yes. Exactly.

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 11:28:55 -0400

code-newyork:

Yes. Exactly.

mamaumbridge: alichay: starling-girl: lillian-raven: ...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 08:48:12 -0400

mamaumbridge:

alichay:

starling-girl:

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all.

#There’s that funny tag scene up there #but my original thought at seeing this gifset was Clint having to go grocery shopping for the first time by himself after Phil died #Phil always did their shopping #cos Clint got easily distracted #He’d go to the store for milk and bread and come back with four different kinds of cereal and a weird-looking fruit he’d never seen before but no milk or bread #so Phil never let him go alone #and now Phil’s not here #and Clint doesn’t know what he’s supposed to get #and he has no interest in picking up interesting looking fruits or new cereals #because Phil’s not there to be impressed by them

NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO

destroyerofbacon: ircimages: My girlfriend and I wanted to...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 08:09:23 -0400

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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Thu, 31 May 2012 14:35:11 -0400

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Tue, 29 May 2012 21:35:59 -0400

alannaspeak: twowaymirrors: ohpauline: kieradoe: soundlyawake...

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:34:30 -0400

alannaspeak:

twowaymirrors:

ohpauline:

kieradoe:

soundlyawake:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

This makes too much sense.

LOL, YES!

Amen.

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:26:37 -0400

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:

RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

Read More

thatcrazystupidlove: 1x02/3x22 #tell me this relationship...

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:45:27 -0400

thatcrazystupidlove:

1x02/3x22

#tell me this relationship hasn’t been the single most developed one in the show #slow and steady like they deserved #they were meant to be enemies but it never happened because they have always had the strangest… connection #they cared far too much for each other#way more than either could admit at first #but now at the end of season 3 they’ve both come to terms with it and both value their friendship SO much #and that’s all i’ve ever wanted for them and their story will always be my absolute favorite #three seasons of build up and it was completely worth it

fox-7: ONE PIECE / FOX-7

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:41:18 -0400

fox-7:

ONE PIECE / FOX-7

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Tue, 29 May 2012 16:40:01 -0400

"Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask why the sun is..."

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:27:20 -0400

“Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask why the sun is yellow, or what a dream is, or how deep you can dig a hole, or when is the world’s birthday, or why we have toes. Too many teachers and parents answer with irritation or ridicule, or quickly move on to something else. Why adults should pretend to omniscience before a five-year-old, I can’t for the life of me understand. What’s wrong with admitting that you don’t know? Children soon recognize that somehow this kind of question annoys many adults. A few more experiences like this, and another child has been lost to science. There are many better responses. If we have an idea of the answer, we could try to explain. If we don’t, we could go to the encyclopedia or the library. Or we might say to the child: “I don’t know the answer. Maybe no one knows. Maybe when you grow up, you’ll be the first to find out.”

- Carl Sagan (via itscandidlycara)

The night is dark and full of terrors.: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:59:21 -0400

The night is dark and full of terrors.: Zombie apocalypse coming soon:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after…

I’m going to Florida on Friday, wonderful hahaha

millenniumfalcon: Dance-Off with the Star Wars Stars 2012 at...

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:37:31 -0400

millenniumfalcon:

Dance-Off with the Star Wars Stars 2012 at Disney’s Star Wars Weekends

Class is too quiet

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:46:16 -0400

Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

omgfuckyou: ivyblossom: Yeah, here’s the thing about this. If...

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:03:00 -0400

omgfuckyou:

ivyblossom:

Yeah, here’s the thing about this. If you say it’s okay to be all “against gay marriage” because of your religion, here’s what I have to ask you: are you advocating against the legality of other things your religion says is a bad? Like, say, graven images? Do you protest against Supernatural because it has angels in it? Do you call your local political representative to request the repeal of laws that allow divorce? Do you fight to shut down all shops and services on the Sabbath? Are you fighting to put laws in place against adultery? Birth control? (LOL: MAYBE!) Maybe cheating on your spouse should have a jail term attached to it, what do you think about that? While we’re at it, dissing your parents on the internet should be illegal too. Because there’s a commandment about that. Should come with at least a fine, right? Good idea? No?

From what I can tell, you folks are fine with some rules from the bible being personal ethical guidelines for your community rather than national laws. You think adultery is wrong, so you don’t do it. Swearing is bad, so you avoid it and ask for forgiveness when you fail. But you don’t insist that these things become illegal, because that would totally cramp your style. But when it comes to gays getting equal rights, suddenly it’s important that there’s an actual law against it. Suddenly the definition of marriage is really important. It’s not enough to be a guiding principle for a community of believers anymore, oh no. Now it has to be law for everyone, including people who don’t see the world the way you do, and don’t share your religious views.

Your religion has no place in the laws that govern me. If you think being gay is a bad thing, you shouldn’t find your ethical high ground in standing in the way of laws that allow equal rights for all. Because it’s not your place, and not your religion’s place, to punish me for something you think your god doesn’t like. And you know what, your Jesus said the same fucking thing. IRONICALLY.

And that, my friend, is why you really are a bad person if you don’t support gay marriage.

Just gonna leave this here…

mypatronusisyou: FAVORITE MOVIE

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:22:52 -0400

mypatronusisyou:

FAVORITE MOVIE

"Dorothy Snarker: If Finn never existed, this is how Glee would have gone: Rachel and a rag-tag..."

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:18:22 -0400

“

Dorothy Snarker: If Finn never existed, this is how Glee would have gone:

Rachel and a rag-tag group of losers and gays band together to sing elaborate show tunes and discuss Barbra Streisand. Rachel and the other losers help the gays come out in a respectful manner while embracing their individuality. The gays help Rachel stop dressing like the bait girl from To Catch a Predator. Rachel realizes the hot head cheerleader is hot.

Nobody sees Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. No one outs anyone before she is ready. No one threatens a girl in a wheelchair. No one proposes to a girl and thereby tempers her dreams which were always bigger than a town named after a unliked bean.

And they still win nationals because now at least everyone in Glee Club can dance.

Stick to the basketball team, Finn. Far, far away from the dance floor.

THE END.

”

- www.afterellen.com/content/2012/05/afterellencom-huddle-getting-rid-most-annoying-tv-characters (via theparanoicislogical)